Sunday, November 9, 2008

Palienation 2012

Palin for 2012! No. Really.

I think almost everyone would want Governor Palin to run in 2012.

The religious right want her because she's their kind of gal, and while she is a woman, it's the Vice President and close advisers that make all the decisions, right?

The moderate Republicans would want her to run because 2012 is probably a lost cause (unless something drastic happens) and so why waste a good candidate. Also, it'll be a sop to the christian right and, when the palienation of moderate America is complete, they can tell the christian right "we did it your way, it didn't work. Now lets go back to the centre."

The Democrats would want her to run because if she did, President Obama wouldn't need to campaign!

So Palianation 2012? Yes we can!

3 comments:

  1. I wholeheartedly agree! Palin '12!
    It's tough to make satire on people who are this funny.

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  2. I dunno. If the next four years are bad enough, then Obama will be single-term (whether or not it's his fault) and the Dems will be out again.

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  3. Hmmm...Palin '12. It might be a good idea except we'd all be exposed to her whiny mispronunciations for over a year.

    Tough choice...guaranteed "voice of reason" victory (with attendant loss of wingnut influence) OR a psychicly painful earworm.

    MartinDH

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